Contains Aspartame
Muff Salesgirl : Hello, can I help you ?
Minge Me : Err ... uhmmm..
Muff Salesgirl :Yes ?
Minge Me : Err ... am looking for something for my mum. Will this product be suitable for her ? Will this do the trick ?
Muff Salesgirl : Oh yes, of course. This is one of our best-selling product. Quite effective wan. Guy also can take wan. Unisex product ....
Minge Me : Oh really, that's great. Okay, I'll take it.
Muff Salesgirl : Make sure your mum follow the instruction stated on the booklet. It should be working. You can make the payment over the counter. Thank you.
Minge Me : Oh, thanks. I'll make sure she reads it ! Throughly.
Oh shite, I’ve officially arse-parked meself to a new low. Not only I’ve used the oh-no-it’s-not-for-me-it’s-for-my-mum-or-sis card again, I’ve bought meself this :
And them aspartame tasted really minge. Perhaps I will "buy" it for me mum after all.
soiled by darn ed at 4:31 PM
3 Comments:
*shocked*
OMG honey until the last sentence I really believed you were buying it for your mom.
You're not that far gone yet la dear! Maybe you should try that obscene Osim iGalop thingy first.
omg.. iGalop ? lemme get a strap- on first, kay ....
so how's the results?
go run run a bit la...much better than any trim
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