Salvation Call

A few days ago, and I still think it's a lil weird. But after flipping thru pics of a good pal's big day, it ain't that weird afterall. In fact, it feels kinda right. Two grooms and no bride in nasty veil ain't that ohmigod, really.

Anyway, like in a totally un-related case as it ain't gonna happen, if ever it's gonna happen but like fuck it won't happen but like double fuck maybe it will *roll eyes* :

He shall be me maid-of-honor best man.

He to organize me stag hen night.

He as the flower girl.

And you to give me away !

Now, if anyone here has any objections to this wonderful arrangement, let them speak now or forever hold their peace ! *a short moment of silence*

Else, those whom god hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Thank. You. Very. Much.