Monday, May 14, 2007

The Labels

I've been called many things in my life.

The Bitch. Sei Fei Chai. Goody-Two-Shoes. Snob. Good-for-nothing. Slut. Katak. Lin Dai ( Don't ask ! ). Faggot. Minge. Muff. Whore. Lesbian. Bookworm. Gorgeous ( ahem ! ). The Flamer. Fatty Bom Bom. Stewpid. Smarty Pants ( double ahem ! ). Gemuk. Gold-digger. Pat Poh. Woman. The Butt-Plug. Arty Farty. Bumboy. Twat. The Queen.



And soon, I'll have meself a brand new tag. Adding to the oh-so-flattering list of mine.

The Getratic *Geriatric.

Yippee. Yay. Die.

* re-edit. salah spelling. heh.

3 Comments:

Blogger AJ said...

howabout dinosour? the geriatic does ring well with the other names...

maybe it should be coupled with something funny like

geriatric jellyfish

but fortunately fabulousness only increases with age...

11:57 AM  
Blogger darn ed said...

sayang....aww...ur such a doll ! fabulousness increases with age. omg, new mantra nie !

11:49 PM  
Blogger mikey said...

Those are not cruel enough...mine were like Pondan, Poh Hiau, Peng Jeh, An Nya, Char Boh Heng, Si Pondan, Si Poh Hiau, and the list is endless...

Don't you wish you were brave enough to smack those name callers when you were young?

3:54 AM  

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