Saturday, May 05, 2007

Baby Steps

So, yeah ... the time has finally arrived for minge's debutante. Parading me spud to me straighter than straight homies in another round of homo-coming.

Okay, first thing first. If I'm allowed to be honest here, the whole idea of introducing minge to me hometown friends is really really a train wreck if not traumatizing. Ever since my yes-folks-i-am-flaming-flamingo episode, the homies has been pressuring me to introduce minge to 'em lots. Now, that episode itself was traumatizing enough, so imagine me horror of introducing minge to 'em.

Oh come on, cut me some slack here, okay !? Fyi, I've been closeted to 'em for more that a decade now and I've just rafflesia-ed myself to them last year. So, I'm still a lil uncomfy and one oughta understand me situation here. Even though they have accepted me for being a butt-plug, but hey, in our hood, trudging activities are still not widely spread and it's still talked in a hush-hush manner, okay ! Mainstream it wasn't.

And on top of that, I must also make sure that me homies likes minge. Yes, they have to. They ought to.We have to. Theory is, well if we are ever to fancy us some prissy god-daughters, being chummy with some breeders straight lovely friends is a good starting point, no ?

And all this jazz is basically on my end. Wouldn't want to imagine what's on minge end. Surely ain't a strut down the catwalk, that's for sure.

Anyway, back to the storyboard. So, the date was set and the debutante was organized. Minge was to meet all 6.5 of them. The gig started a bit shaky as minge being minge, he overslept and we were late. As we all know, late and good impression are two nasty bitches when caged together !

So, bummer, not exactly a good start. But phew, that hiccup aside, the whole shebang went well, I suppose. The first few minutes of introducing minge to 'em lots was a bit of a kerfuffle, but thank god things started to flow on nicely soon after. Heck, after awhile, we were even able to insert some cocks, nipples, clamps and whatnot talks into the whole dang without much censorship.

And I have to say, minge was fierce ! Thanks to his okay PR skills, me homies thought that I've bagged meself a decent hunk-a-spunk !

"Not too shady, Eddie boy!", they collectively agreed.

So yeah, I guess the whole dang ain't that bad after all. We did good. Minge and I. Another homo step conquered, a gazillion more to go. Oh well, that's life, innit ?

And oh by the way, I think our name might even be in some potential god-parents list real soon too !

*smirk*

4 Comments:

Blogger thompsonboy said...

OMG did they comment on YOU KNOW WHAT? LOL

Hunk? Ermm...are we talking about the same minge? More like lump.

5:45 PM  
Blogger darn ed said...

niel : *flips*flips* Comment on what again ? :P

More like lump eh ? Omg, should I re-edit my post and substitute it as lump-a-spunk ?!

Heh.

10:04 PM  
Blogger savante said...

Minge? Poor poor minge! :P

11:38 PM  
Blogger darn ed said...

paul : please do ignore minge in this context. Afterall, this is all about mooei, mooei and mooei !

9:18 PM  

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