Season Beatings

Damn, it's another year. Of good times, medium times, medium-medium times and the pooh-pooh times all ready to be capsuled. And naturally, time for some report card thingamajig as well. But hey, why burden oneself with such heavy task when there's still like a week to go. Party first and strip later, no ?

So till then, a Very Merry Queermas and a Faggy New Year !

Quadruple Salchows all around !

Honey, I've Been Spammed !

At exactly 5.33 pm yesterday, I received the below sms :

Boyz! 2nite Thursday 8pm "LA BEAR CAFE" Grand Opening ( behind Carrefour Jalan Peel ) Showtime@10.30pm feat. BB Ken Poh. NO Covercharge. info : 017-2055XXX

Okay, here's my first reaction :
Fuck my hula hoop, first there's La Queen ( *yawn* ) and now, La Bear. Oh dear, why oh why ? One more La This and that's it, I'm gonna turn me back from the Bacardi Coke squad !

Then, I realised :
Omg, triple fuck my hula hoop, am I thinking what I am thinking ? Are we having a brand new place that's catering for omg, a niche market ?! And now..which of you beetches have just out-ed me ? Else how would they knew that Ms. Goldilocks here do like him some papa bears ! Fur on the side please.

And then the divination :
Wtf does BB in BB Ken Poh stands for ? Err... Baby Bear ? *roll eyes*

I Blame It On You, Simon !

This time last year, everyone who knows me knows not to poke me on a Saturday night between 6.30 to 10.00 pm. Saturday night Soho slutting will have to wait. That I should not be in anyway disturbed during that period is well, an understatement. Yes, I am that whacked when it comes to me and me X-factor time. Anyway, that was last year.

This year was a lil different. A bit of a bum, to be honest. For a start, I'm back. So no live feed on Saturday or that Saturday self-imposed exile or that chance to vote ( the chinese in me will never ever allows me to vote, but hey, options are always always good, no ? ). But hey, at least I'm still able to follow it like religiously. Thanks to those lovely seeders and the world of illegal downloads ! Okay, it ain't exactly live feed and I sorta knew who puffed out this week and i am watching episodes aired like ten years ago but hey, beggars can't be chooser.

But that's not the point. The point is everytime when I watch 'em episodes, somehow, in a totally unrelated fashion, I began to feel a lil train-wreck-edy ! Reminiscing of days gone by. And missing random things and folks like these ..

Yes, I blame it on that bloody show. How dare you, Simon ! How dare you make a ghey feel such way !

And oh, you better fix the show to let my current fav homegirl to win ! Else, I shall wail ... She is fierce, ya'll !

Homegirl Scares Me Sometimes