Because I'm Loreal * ?

He said it is. And somehow, I tend to agree ( ahem ! ).

Anyway, this is what minge got me the other day.

A package from them. Looking at the brochure, apparently it is the mama of all packages. Some signature treatment wor. Performed by two therapists ( *roll eyes* ) in a blend of 5 different massages styles ( wtf ? ) . And with a tea ceremony, a floral footbath and a steam shower infused with dunnoe what-jamu-ratu ( bridal alert ! bridal alert ! ) thrown into the picture as well. Omg, seriously ?

Honestly, if you ask me, me think it is way too pricey. For 400++ a pop, like hello, I can easily get like 8 sessions from err... i don't know, say places like these. Yeah, admittedly those places are slightly dodgy, but ermmmm.....end of the day, a massage is still a massage, no ? Prolly with happy ending summore hor. Heh.

So, yeah, it is a bit of an indulgence and minge really shouldn't have waste his hard earned cash this way. Having said that, I really really reaallli do appreciate the effort la. Afterall, he did remember me bitching about me yearning of a massage or two a couple of weeks ago.

So an extra large shoutout to minge for that. And of course, to the two Lagerfeld girls for all the layan-ing, planning and running around getting me this bridal gift on his behalf, a big big thank you, yar ! You guys rawk, tweed jacket style.

Five dicks-up for the effort but damn, so pressure la. Like how la to top this up the next time ?

I mean seriously, minge sayang, I certainly can't afford to sponsor those meranti timber flooring for the entire apartment just yet hor ....

* entry title courtesy of ciggie girl.