I Blame It On Chu !

Body pump, specifically.

Silly ol me really. There I was, one fine evening, looking at the GX schedule, flipped my inner blond pubes, and before I realised it, pirouetted meself to that bitch of a class for the very first time.

Urghhh …

Body pump is all about ego, I tell ya. Those girls in my class are like on steroid or something. They were practically lifting plates 10 kg heavier than their bosoms.

And when dykes girls are like lifting lorries, now, surely a plump Dorothy like me can't simply lift a measly 2 kg, right ?

So, being the flaming piece of virgin crack that I am, I insisted on lifting 10 kg for the whole duration too. Yes, even during that bloody triceps session, damnit.

Aye shall not look like a pruned pussy !

And because of that, I'm shite ... My whole body is literally on strike, now. Can't even spread my legs without screaming like a bitch in heat.

Urghhh ...

The ache so unbearable that I had to "drag" me arse here to fix meself some much needed man-to-man sensual restorative kneading.

Oh life ! Heh.