Chow Kit Next Top Hag
Am I cursed or what ?
All my lovely beautiful fag hags are either already plonked their arses in some foreign countries or going to be soon. First it was Adrina. Then Kate.
And now – my dear lovely Lili. That bitch is moving to the land of Gruyère cheese soon. To be nearer to the bf was her excuse but who is she kidding la ! Basically, that bitch has finally made it. She no longer needs to work, that bitch. Instead, she will have a small allowance to reward herself a LV come each month. Basically, Tai-tai will be her middle name. Jealous !
Anyway, so yeah..that bitch will be dipping her soy-sauce in Geneva come July. And with her gone, my status as an elitist ghey will be instantaneously downgraded as I will have no hag to flag ! Imagine this. All my hard work to amass meself fab hags over the years will be down the drain, literally.
So, nope, I could never let that happen. Never.
Desperate times calls for desperate measures. Thus, with that in mind, I have already zero-ed my interest on the latest casualty.
Boys. Let me introduce you to Yen.
Ex-Singapore girl. Now, a freelance make-up artist and trainer. Currently dating a yoga instructor *roll fishy eyes*. 5 feet 2 ( don't ask me how she got into SIA. Coz I have no friggin idea too ! High heels during interviews ? ). Petite and nimble. Shoulder length curvy hair. Very pretty with nice sweet dimples. But non prettier nor sweeter dimples than mine. *flips hair*
Near perfect ! Potential gem, no ?
So, folks, wish me luck in bagging her as my newaccessory muse, yar !
Meanwhile, here’s a virtual toast to the homegirl, my dear fab Lili. You have served your reign extremely well and that any future newbag hag certainly got a super big stilettoes to fill ...
Have fun scrapping cheese in Swiss, girl !
Peace out !
All my lovely beautiful fag hags are either already plonked their arses in some foreign countries or going to be soon. First it was Adrina. Then Kate.
And now – my dear lovely Lili. That bitch is moving to the land of Gruyère cheese soon. To be nearer to the bf was her excuse but who is she kidding la ! Basically, that bitch has finally made it. She no longer needs to work, that bitch. Instead, she will have a small allowance to reward herself a LV come each month. Basically, Tai-tai will be her middle name. Jealous !
Anyway, so yeah..that bitch will be dipping her soy-sauce in Geneva come July. And with her gone, my status as an elitist ghey will be instantaneously downgraded as I will have no hag to flag ! Imagine this. All my hard work to amass meself fab hags over the years will be down the drain, literally.
So, nope, I could never let that happen. Never.
Desperate times calls for desperate measures. Thus, with that in mind, I have already zero-ed my interest on the latest casualty.
Boys. Let me introduce you to Yen.
Ex-Singapore girl. Now, a freelance make-up artist and trainer. Currently dating a yoga instructor *roll fishy eyes*. 5 feet 2 ( don't ask me how she got into SIA. Coz I have no friggin idea too ! High heels during interviews ? ). Petite and nimble. Shoulder length curvy hair. Very pretty with nice sweet dimples. But non prettier nor sweeter dimples than mine. *flips hair*
Near perfect ! Potential gem, no ?
So, folks, wish me luck in bagging her as my new
Meanwhile, here’s a virtual toast to the homegirl, my dear fab Lili. You have served your reign extremely well and that any future new
Have fun scrapping cheese in Swiss, girl !
Peace out !
soiled by darn ed at 9:32 AM
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