How To Annoy Your Friend Trick No 54

ed says : Shite. I'm upset.
he says : Omg. why ? What's wrong ?
ed says : I've left the tweezer in my hometown !!!
he says : Huh ? for what ?
ed says : Hello. Didnt you notice that me armpits are beansprout-free !?
he says : Wtf ! $@#$%!!?&

and just like that, he went offline. Heh.