The Perfect Accomplice

So, there I was, happily clicking away on pictures taken from our not-so-recent getaway. Reminiscing obviously of good ol' times. And then, not unlike some pinkish light shining brightly upon me, I saw it !

Yes, I saw it !

The single thing I miss most about the whole trip ! Besides minge bf, of course. Well ...

Yes, I can do away with that nice four poster canopy bed, that funky daybed or even the lush surrounding but damn, do I bloody not miss that table or what ?!

My my, that wonder of a furniture.

See, that beyotch was the perfect prop. For some strenuous excercises ! For she's very stable and very much the right height.

Contains Aspartame

Muff Salesgirl : Hello, can I help you ?

Minge Me : Err ... uhmmm..

Muff Salesgirl :Yes ?

Minge Me : Err ... am looking for something for my mum. Will this product be suitable for her ? Will this do the trick ?

Muff Salesgirl : Oh yes, of course. This is one of our best-selling product. Quite effective wan. Guy also can take wan. Unisex product ....

Minge Me : Oh really, that's great. Okay, I'll take it.

Muff Salesgirl : Make sure your mum follow the instruction stated on the booklet. It should be working. You can make the payment over the counter. Thank you.

Minge Me : Oh, thanks. I'll make sure she reads it ! Throughly.

Oh shite, I’ve officially arse-parked meself to a new low. Not only I’ve used the oh-no-it’s-not-for-me-it’s-for-my-mum-or-sis card again, I’ve bought meself this :



And them aspartame tasted really minge. Perhaps I will "buy" it for me mum after all.

False Start

Surely, a brand new brothel surely calls for a bubbly toast or two. Oddly though, I kinda miss the old den. Where all the bitches reside. And memories too.

And me still in a perpetual constipated mode, can’t help but wonder how long this new venture will last. This is all the minge’s fault.

Missing him kinda cramped my style !