So You Think You Got Style ?

I know, I know. I'm Evil. Mean. Tasteless. And a certified class D bitch.

But. But. But. But ... I can't just help it, okay ! So here goes : -

Ramli dear, mintak maaf ya, but if you are reading this ( zero chance ! ), what's with the hair la ? That burung sarang dang really really make my tits go all bursting and wobbly ler !

Like please, please, puhlease sack ur stylist !