A Quik Orgasm And The Subsequent Jizz

Ohmegod, like less than 6 hours since I've decided that there is no need to flung me lumpy arse out of KL Tower, I'm beginning to sweat for my next project. Project Let's-Decide-Ed's-Next-Move. And then, there's also that shelved Let's-Get-Ed-Back-To-Size-Cow project to consider.

For nothing is gay about doing nothing. And surely, nothing is anywhere pink when your once perky manboobs are now two gigantic saggy papayas !

Urghh. Talk about CERTIFY-ED wet blanket.